Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Freebased Caffeine....... Come ride the Coffecat! Don't chase the dragon!

The Coffecat is coming to town
Saturday February 7th; come get your caffeine the old fashioned way...not like this.....

Monday, January 19, 2009

RENaming Fish........


Well excuse me for being ignorant of PETA's sole right to campaign against the english language and terminolgy used to describe whole species of creatures for the sake of making fish more cutesy........

Stolen From Peta:

"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"

"Ask the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting sea kitten hunting"

My main concerns here are:

1)couldnt we be using funding for serious animal rights innitiatves, or to address more poignant events?

2)how would we adhere such changes in accepted lingo, mass brainwashing methods perhaps?

3)really? i mean, really?

4)won't this confuse children; what if they eat their real kittens, release them into the ocean, or worse, try to walk their "seakittens"?

I'm a pretty strict vegan, I love kittens (as pets) and I am a firm believer of animal rights and anti-cruelty in general; however i just lost some respect for PETA.

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